What could be than having fun with yourself naked with a mask made of worn tights over your head. When you're single - to be so horny with someone else - but there's no one. My feet need to be pampered - my penis needs to be massaged, kissed and jerked off. My butthole can also be licked and fingered - until the sperm squirts out of the scrotum. That was a super cool Christmas morning - alone on my bed and before work.