As the saying goes, fuck better than guns! ? At least I tried to take that as my motto this year because after the bolleln I snuck into the shower in the host and wanted to surprise him. I could not have known beforehand that he was a shower wanker and that I would hop right in front of the rock hard tail and literally impale myself. But somehow I hoped when I saw the big bulge in his pants before that a hard piece of cock awaits me that fucks me apart according to all the rules of art.