Good morning. With My Morning Coffee prompted Constitutional Court, I'm just having a dilemma of what to do about my Nasty, Sticky, Dirty Asshole when I confronted leave the toilet. Face cold water at this time in the morning? Brrrr! No thanks. Far better a Nice soft, moist, warm tongue and a boy with the appetite for a light breakfast with my dinner last night. Dirty Asshole Tongue Washer boys always required. Apply Within.