It was my last shift before Christmas, a fairly quiet night, when suddenly a message came in. An elderly lady with a very troubled voice complains about a stark naked man who was polising his rod at the "oasis of Aunt Gerda," consistently and unabashedly despite shocked spectators, and the ultimatum to quit it, by Aunt Gerda personally. An extreme spicy case, so do not mime this guy at all, because officer juliette can´t be on time at every place!